I cant hit a flop!!!!

[dk12]

Hahahahahaha nooooo

[dk12]

Game started at: 2013/12/26 17:53:31
Game ID: 235816916 200/400 BIG10 - $1,000 GTD, Table 1 (Hold'em)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: READYtoWIN (15333).
Seat 2: englenation (31359).
Seat 3: laxxxdurrraiseIcall (22822).
Seat 4: 4FAMEnBOOTY (9696).
Seat 5: GotEmm (17238).
Seat 6: 1RealSickJoker (18095).
Seat 7: pmpsup (15030).
Seat 8: 5sebas (23818).
Player englenation ante (50)
Player laxxxdurrraiseIcall ante (50)
Player 4FAMEnBOOTY ante (50)
Player GotEmm ante (50)
Player 1RealSickJoker ante (50)
Player pmpsup ante (50)
Player 5sebas ante (50)
Player READYtoWIN ante (50)
Player englenation has small blind (200)
Player laxxxdurrraiseIcall has big blind (400)
Player englenation received a card.
Player englenation received a card.
Player laxxxdurrraiseIcall received a card.
Player laxxxdurrraiseIcall received a card.
Player 4FAMEnBOOTY received a card.
Player 4FAMEnBOOTY received a card.
Player GotEmm received a card.
Player GotEmm received a card.
Player 1RealSickJoker received card: [6d]
Player 1RealSickJoker received card: [6h]
Player pmpsup received a card.
Player pmpsup received a card.
Player 5sebas received a card.
Player 5sebas received a card.
Player READYtoWIN received a card.
Player READYtoWIN received a card.
Player 4FAMEnBOOTY folds
Player GotEmm raises (800)
Player 1RealSickJoker calls (800)
Player pmpsup folds
Player 5sebas folds
Player READYtoWIN folds
Player englenation folds
Player laxxxdurrraiseIcall folds
*** FLOP ***: [Jc 5s 8h]
Player GotEmm bets (1200)
Player 1RealSickJoker raises (2875)
Player GotEmm folds
Uncalled bet (1675) returned to 1RealSickJoker
Player 1RealSickJoker mucks cards
------ Summary ------
Pot: 5000. Rake 0
Board: [Jc 5s 8h]
Player READYtoWIN does not show cards.Bets: 50. Collects: 0. Loses: 50.
Player englenation does not show cards.Bets: 250. Collects: 0. Loses: 250.
Player laxxxdurrraiseIcall does not show cards.Bets: 450. Collects: 0. Loses: 450.
Player 4FAMEnBOOTY does not show cards.Bets: 50. Collects: 0. Loses: 50.
Player GotEmm does not show cards.Bets: 2050. Collects: 0. Loses: 2050.
*Player 1RealSickJoker mucks (does not show cards). Bets: 2050. Collects: 5000. Wins: 2950.
Player pmpsup does not show cards.Bets: 50. Collects: 0. Loses: 50.
Player 5sebas does not show cards.Bets: 50. Collects: 0. Loses: 50.
Game ended at: 2013/12/26 17:54:22

[dk12]

OK NOW I THINK ITS TIME TO SLOW IT DOWN.... AFTER THIS CHOP POT... THATS THE INDICATOR... LOLL

Game started at: 2013/12/26 17:54:24
Game ID: 235817251 200/400 BIG10 - $1,000 GTD, Table 1 (Hold'em)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: READYtoWIN (15283).
Seat 2: englenation (31109).
Seat 3: laxxxdurrraiseIcall (22372).
Seat 4: 4FAMEnBOOTY (9646).
Seat 5: GotEmm (15188).
Seat 6: 1RealSickJoker (21045).
Seat 7: pmpsup (14980).
Seat 8: 5sebas (23768).
Player laxxxdurrraiseIcall ante (50)
Player 4FAMEnBOOTY ante (50)
Player GotEmm ante (50)
Player 1RealSickJoker ante (50)
Player pmpsup ante (50)
Player 5sebas ante (50)
Player READYtoWIN ante (50)
Player englenation ante (50)
Player laxxxdurrraiseIcall has small blind (200)
Player 4FAMEnBOOTY has big blind (400)
Player laxxxdurrraiseIcall received a card.
Player laxxxdurrraiseIcall received a card.
Player 4FAMEnBOOTY received a card.
Player 4FAMEnBOOTY received a card.
Player GotEmm received a card.
Player GotEmm received a card.
Player 1RealSickJoker received card: [7s]
Player 1RealSickJoker received card: [As]
Player pmpsup received a card.
Player pmpsup received a card.
Player 5sebas received a card.
Player 5sebas received a card.
Player READYtoWIN received a card.
Player READYtoWIN received a card.
Player englenation received a card.
Player englenation received a card.
Player GotEmm folds
Player 1RealSickJoker raises (800)
Player pmpsup folds
Player 5sebas folds
Player READYtoWIN calls (800)
Player englenation folds
Player laxxxdurrraiseIcall folds
Player 4FAMEnBOOTY calls (400)
*** FLOP ***: [Qd Ah Jc]
Player 4FAMEnBOOTY checks
Player 1RealSickJoker bets (1200)
Player READYtoWIN folds
Player 4FAMEnBOOTY calls (1200)
*** TURN ***: [Qd Ah Jc] [2s]
Player 4FAMEnBOOTY checks
Player 1RealSickJoker bets (1800)
Player 4FAMEnBOOTY calls (1800)
*** RIVER ***: [Qd Ah Jc 2s] [9c]
Player 4FAMEnBOOTY checks
Player 1RealSickJoker checks
------ Summary ------
Pot: 9000. Rake 0
Board: [Qd Ah Jc 2s 9c]
Player READYtoWIN does not show cards.Bets: 850. Collects: 0. Loses: 850.
Player englenation does not show cards.Bets: 50. Collects: 0. Loses: 50.
Player laxxxdurrraiseIcall does not show cards.Bets: 250. Collects: 0. Loses: 250.
*Player 4FAMEnBOOTY shows: One pair of As [5c Ac]. Bets: 3850. Collects: 4500. Wins: 650.
Player GotEmm does not show cards.Bets: 50. Collects: 0. Loses: 50.
*Player 1RealSickJoker shows: One pair of As [7s As]. Bets: 3850. Collects: 4500. Wins: 650.
Player pmpsup does not show cards.Bets: 50. Collects: 0. Loses: 50.
Player 5sebas does not show cards.Bets: 50. Collects: 0. Loses: 50.
Game ended at: 2013/12/26 17:55:34