Yall should stake me. Why?
Cause I'm better than you bishes. Trust me when I say this. It would be an honor for you to have your money lost in the hands of a player of my caliber. I am the donk master. Think of the thrill as I shove with great talent and skillz on the bubble with douche seven off to annihilate the composition. Having your money in my hands is the nearest you will ever feel to being a winner. I am a humble winner. Get in now while you can this might be the last chance you ever have to be apart of a real winning team.
