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    PokerOwned Veteran thenuts_sc77's Avatar
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    Jack Shit

    Many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit? Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, owners of Knee Deep in Shit Inc. Jack Shit married No Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, the twins Deep Shit & Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit a high school dropout. After 15 yrs, Jack & No Shit got divorced. No Shit married Ted Sherlock & became No Shit Sherlock. So the next time someone says you don't know Shit, you can proudly say "Yes, I do!"

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    very interesting thread go Bears

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    lmao i now know jack shit
    You check, I bet. You raise, I re-raise. You go all-in, I fold.
    "Ya prozach makes a good point" - Zab

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    Borrrrrrrrrrring
    "Take My Bankroll-Plz!"

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    wow holy shit batman, i didn't know you had so many brothers.. he he

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    ive been knee deep in shit lol

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    You know what they say about people with brown eyes ... they're full of shit.

    You know what they say about people with blue eyes ... they're a quart low.

    /old jokes

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    wowzers ain't that some shit !!

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