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  1. #1
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    How to take a shower with your wife/gf/or any woman.

    Since random threads are made....yw

    Step 1: Get the shower running, make sure it's warm or hot enough.

    Step 2: Let her go in first

    Step 3: deep breath while you prepare to freeze your ass off while you stand behind her, and she
    gets 90% of the water(don't worry, your face will get 10% of what bounces off her shoulders(I assume all women are 5'3" -5'5") :P

    Step 4: When she turns and smiles at you 500 times and say's "Isn't this nice"? Just say "yeah". Try to enjoy the view, might help with the (this is shitty part that you're actually thinking).

    Step 5: go cuddle or whatever and try not to lol when she says "wow, why do you feel cold". Then wait for next time.

    This has been a public service announcement. Go Eagles next year!
    Last edited by CKC1UNV; 01-09-2020 at 03:02 AM.

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    Where is the part when you bend over and she shaves the ol balloon knot?

    20:58 <Poof> I would trade my husband for gisele
    18:37 <thepokerkid> @thepokerkid: and stop thinking about gay things

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drywallman3 View Post
    Where is the part when you bend over and she shaves the ol balloon knot?
    lol this is turning into a reality horror story

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