How to take a shower with your wife/gf/or any woman.

Since random threads are made....yw

Step 1: Get the shower running, make sure it's warm or hot enough.

Step 2: Let her go in first

Step 3: deep breath while you prepare to freeze your ass off while you stand behind her, and she
gets 90% of the water(don't worry, your face will get 10% of what bounces off her shoulders(I assume all women are 5'3" -5'5") :P

Step 4: When she turns and smiles at you 500 times and say's "Isn't this nice"? Just say "yeah". Try to enjoy the view, might help with the (this is shitty part that you're actually thinking).

Step 5: go cuddle or whatever and try not to lol when she says "wow, why do you feel cold". Then wait for next time.

This has been a public service announcement. Go Eagles next year!

Where is the part when you bend over and she shaves the ol balloon knot?:cool:

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Originally Posted by Drywallman3

Where is the part when you bend over and she shaves the ol balloon knot?:cool:

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lol this is turning into a reality horror story

Its funny huh. I cant stand my wife now. I think It's easier to break up when you already have someone else. If you don't have another then I would highly recommend you try to bring your attention to this benaughty review I am sure you will definitely be successful!

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Originally Posted by Drywallman3

Where is the part when you bend over and she shaves the ol balloon knot?:cool:

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Classic Drydonk humor, miss the old nit bag!!

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