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A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.
Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school.
The robot slaps the son.
Son: Ok! I watched a DVD at my mates.
Dad: Which one?
Son: Kung Fu Panda.
The robot slaps the son again.
Son: Ok! It was a Porno.
Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!
The robot slaps the Dad.
Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he?s your son.
The robot slaps the mom.
That is funny as hell... Good joke Sickread
It seems like a lie detector robot would be pretty pricey. If dad bought one, I assume He would be confident in the robots abilities. THAT being said, why would dad(who just paid for a product he believes in) lie to the robot? Can I ruin a good joke or what?
Friggin slut wife man, boy i tell ya.
unless they were swingers, and the dad is a cuckold and WANTED a kid that wasn't his.
i ruin it better ;)
lol I am never let down by the crazy responses by the poke!!! Long live the BBC club!!Quote:
Originally Posted by pokeyourface
very funny thanks for sharing lol; lol lol