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    Finding it hard to sleep at my own house, but falling easily at my parents

    Hello all, for the past few days when I was at my parents house I went to bed at about 10pm, although didn't really get to sleep till 11pm and I slept all the way to 8 30 am. Now when I am at my own house, I find it difficult to find a sleeping routine most likely because I am on the computer most of the day doing nothing, on the PO forums and on other various sites to.

    I had the best two days worth of sleep when I was over at my mum and dads house than at mine even I AM starting to notice I'm loosing sleep. What is the best way to combat this, can any of you suggest anything, please no joking around this is a serious matter for me, I NEED my sleep!

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    You need a night light !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyDeepStacks View Post
    You need a night light !!!!
    I love you and hate you Johnny!!

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    On craigs list you can find people that will make stuff human figurines that model your parents. I would take the stuffed animals from home and due up a few stuffed figurines and arrange the bedroom just like it was at home.

    If that doesn't work, sleep with a shotgun.

    JDS boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob
    PooffyFooffy omg I need to play there more, were u in da game?
    JDS @PooffyFooffy no Pooffy its just a fun fact

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyDeepStacks View Post
    On craigs list you can find people that will make stuff human figurines that model your parents. I would take the stuffed animals from home and due up a few stuffed figurines and arrange the bedroom just like it was at home.

    If that doesn't work, sleep with a shotgun.
    I'm looling so much right now Johnny it's unreal! haha, nah A knife is better for me the old ways are the best ones

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    I have two wax figure girl friends and a party sex swing. Few hours of that im out like a light.

    JDS boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob
    PooffyFooffy omg I need to play there more, were u in da game?
    JDS @PooffyFooffy no Pooffy its just a fun fact

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    Get a hard working job ! LMAO

    Work, Eat, Sleep...

    Trust me, it works !
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    Quote Originally Posted by qcnb View Post
    Get a hard working job ! LMAO

    Work, Eat, Sleep...

    Trust me, it works !

    Trust me mate, I'm trying the hardest I can to find one, but having half an arm makes it a little harder for me to get a job lol.

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    Do like the candians do, find a hot woman in a bear skin with a tramp stamp tatoo and go to town. Fry up some lard, gaze out back at the moose grazing on the evergreen and check on the dogs. Wax the sleds, start a fire and go to sleep.

    JDS boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob
    PooffyFooffy omg I need to play there more, were u in da game?
    JDS @PooffyFooffy no Pooffy its just a fun fact

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyDeepStacks View Post
    Do like the candians do, find a hot woman in a bear skin with a tramp stamp tatoo and go to town. Fry up some lard, gaze out back at the moose grazing on the evergreen and check on the dogs. Wax the sleds, start a fire and go to sleep.
    You missed a few steps !

    - Brush wifes fur
    - Take in the sheep
    - Milk the sheep to feed the baby
    - Kill the sheep
    - Skin the sheep
    - Eat the sheep
    - Feed the bear
    - Have sex with cousin
    - Disinfect gentlemen sausage
    - Wash sheep skin
    - Wrap yourself in said sheep skin
    - Find a free hay stack
    - Sleep.
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