You can't hustle a hustler!

[lulabell79]

Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up he noticed bills wife sue wasnt't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this Johon upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red faced.

Later John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked. Did you see anything that you liked under there?

Surprised by the boldness John courageously admitted that well indeed he did.

She said.... Well you can have it but it will cost you $500 .

After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral cost of the offer, john confirms that he is interested..

She tells him that since her husband bill works friday afternoons and John doesnt John should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around John showed up at bills house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.

John quickly dressed and left.

As usual Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the house ,asked his wife abruptly, "Did John come by the house this afternoon?

with a lump in her thoat she answered,"Why yes he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon".

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband couriously asked "and did he give you $500 ?

In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well yes in fact he did give me $500

Bill with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying Good. I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he would stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.

[Rchism10]

That is the funniest joke i heard in a long time, love it, just made me LOL.....

[lulabell79]

Cool... I got that joke in a text message a while back and I did the same, laughed my butt off!

[jimmyd1953]

thats hilarious , that is a great one, the best poker joke ive ever heard.