Hung Chow calls into work and says:
-Hey boss, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach-ache and legs hurt, I no come work...
The boss says:
-You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me s*x. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that...
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again:
-Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house...
