Big fight at a gypsy wedding in Ireland. Goes to court & the Judge says "Can anyone explain what happened?"
Paddy says "I can, I was the best man & I was dancing with the bride. We were dancing quite close when the groom stormed up & kicked the bride in the fanny". "I see", says
the Judge "That must have hurt". "Bloody right" says Paddy, ". . he broke 3 of my fingers".