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    The "Voice" of Poker:

    There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says,

    "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."

    He ignores the voice. Later in the day, he hears the voice again.

    "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."

    Again, he ignores the voice. Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day.

    "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."

    He can't take it anymore. He believes the voice. He quits his job, sells his house, takes all his money, and flies to Las Vegas. As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice says,

    "Go to the Horseshoe."

    He goes to The Horseshoe. The voice says,

    "Put all your money into a World Series of Poker (WSOP) entry."

    He puts up his $10,000 and buys an entry into the WSOP. He goes to his assigned tournament table. The first hand is dealt and the guy is dealt Ace of Spades, Ace of Clubs. The voice says,

    "Go all in."

    He pushes his entire $10,000 bankroll into the pot. Three players call.

    The dealer lays down the flop which is 8 of Hearts, 9 of Hearts, 10 of Hearts. The voice says,

    "FUCK!."

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    Yep, those are the kinds of flops I seem to get when I am holding pocket rockets.

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    Well, I got dealt AA twice today, both times lost with them... I'm actually a bit scared of them nowadays.

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