Twas the night before xmas....enjoy

**kiddaa** · 12-22-2011, 11:34 AM

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Everyone felt shitty. Even the mouse.

Mom was in the whorehouse, Dad was Smoking grass, and I just settled down to a nice piece of ass!!!

Out on the lawn I heard such a CLATTER!
I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter.

Then out on the lawn I saw a big DICK! I knew in a moment, IT MUST BE SAINT NICK!

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, It didn't take long to see the fucker had fell.

He filled all our stockings with pretzels n beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.

He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart!
The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart!

He cursed and he swore as he rode out of site,
Saying, "Piss on you all and have a hell of a night!"

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!

**MrDignified** · 12-22-2011, 11:39 AM

So that's the bastard my insurance is looking for!!! lol...thanks Kidd and have a good end of the year yourself.

**kiddaa** · 12-22-2011, 11:56 AM

Always classy Mr. D.

**CloudyMinded** · 12-22-2011, 02:36 PM

lmao...funny parody =)

**TrueOC** · 12-22-2011, 02:40 PM

cant wait for chritsmassss

......!!!! Happy Holidays all

**jcolee2** · 12-22-2011, 04:22 PM

i am about to get hired at new job...i will b smoking grass for Christmas

**pokerpiglet** · 12-22-2011, 04:46 PM

happy holidays folks here at pokerowned

**alportaca** · 12-23-2011, 06:02 PM

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!

**LuckHuck** · 12-23-2011, 06:04 PM

haha enjoyed reading that, Merry Christmas all!

**Alexandru24** · 12-23-2011, 07:15 PM

Merry christmas !

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