Twas the night before xmas....enjoy
T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Everyone felt shitty. Even the mouse.
Mom was in the whorehouse, Dad was Smoking grass, and I just settled down to a nice piece of ass!!!
Out on the lawn I heard such a CLATTER!
I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter.
Then out on the lawn I saw a big DICK! I knew in a moment, IT MUST BE SAINT NICK!
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, It didn't take long to see the fucker had fell.
He filled all our stockings with pretzels n beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart!
The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart!
He cursed and he swore as he rode out of site,
Saying, "Piss on you all and have a hell of a night!"
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!