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    Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?
    A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

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    here i got a joke for ya lilg & kaos How's that

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    kinda funny but ,lets have something hilarious next time
    win if yu can but always play fair

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    Look in the mirror! LOL just kidding

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    why did mickey leave minnie mouse???

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    she was f***ing goofy hahahahahahaah lol

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    A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks."

    He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones.

    He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house."

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    A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There's plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he's doing alright - but after a few months he gets lonely...

    The pig starts to look more and more attractive - soft, pink flesh, round buttocks, etc. But every time this poor guy makes an advance towards the pig, the Doberman snarls at him and once almost bit his leg. Very frustrating.

    One day the guy sees a speck on the horizon, so he swims out there and it turns out to be a dinghy, cast adrift, and in the bottom of the boat is a beautiful woman, unconscious. He drags her to shore and brings her into his hut and slowly nurses her back health. Finally she is well enough to walk and she says to him "Thank you, thank you for saving my life. I don't know how I can ever repay you. I'll do anything for you, anything, just name it."

    The guy thinks for a minute and says, "Would you mind taking my dog for a walk?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by roseoflife View Post
    Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?
    A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
    Q. what did the blonde`s left say to her right leg?
    A. nothing they never met

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    Quote Originally Posted by seaeyes View Post
    Look in the mirror! LOL just kidding
    ouch rofl!!

    20:58 <Poof> I would trade my husband for gisele
    18:37 <thepokerkid> @thepokerkid: and stop thinking about gay things

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