Shultz

This man was walking through
the park one day when he
couldn't help but notice a woman
crying.
"What's wrong?" he asked. "Shultz
is dead! Shultz is dead!" she
sobbed.
He didn't know who Shultz was
so he just continued on. Then he
came upon another woman.
"Shultz is dead!," she too sobbed.
He just passed by.
Then another. And another. And
another! Then he came upon a
site which made him stop. What
he saw was hundreds of women
crowded around a street car,
which had apparently been
involved in an accident, who were
all crying "Shultz is dead! Shultz is
dead!".
He went up to it and there he saw
the street car had ran into a man
and literally torn him to pieces. All
that was left of him that you could
see was his arms, legs and his
penis.
Well he was just startled by all this
so he decided to go home. When
he got home, he said to his wife:
"Hey Honey, you know I just saw
the darndest thing. Out on Mill
Street a street car had ran into a
man and cut off his penis and I
swear it had to be a foot and a
half long!".
"Oh no! Shultz is dead! Shultz is
dead!" she sobbed

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