Puberty

A dad and his little girl go into a barber shop for hair cuts. Little girl has a muffin in her hand. Barber says, sweetheart you are going to get hair all over your muffin. Little girl replies, I am going to get Tittie's too!

What a polite conversation. Really sad how that kind of manners are near impossible to be true for this joke to become a some kind of myth.

I apologize if you were offended. How about a clean one now.....

Little boy goes to doctor and has a carrot in his nose and a french fry in his ear....He says doc, I am not feeling well, Doctor replies, Well I can tell you right now, you are not eating right:)

I understood nothing of these jokes .. should I look for ...