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    PokerOwned Pro dragonad120's Avatar
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    not what he wanted rofl

    Johnny was in the playground with his friend Jimmy, when he noticed the brand new shiny watch Jimmy was wearing.

    "Did you get that for your birthday?" he asked. "Nope," Jimmy replied. "Well did you get it for Christmas then?" Johnny asked. "Nope."

    "You didn't steal it, did you?" "No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they 'doing the nasty'.

    Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me. Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch.

    He vowed to get one for himself. That night he waited outside his parents' room until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking.

    Johnny swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and asked him angrily; "What do you want now?"

    "I wanna watch," Johnny replied. Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine. Stand in the corner and keep quiet, then."

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    is this real story?

    ?

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    i hope so hahah

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    LOL funny ... i hope so too ... "just watch and shut up!!!" LOL

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    reminds me of this old meme


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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonad120 View Post
    Johnny was in the playground with his friend Jimmy, when he noticed the brand new shiny watch Jimmy was wearing.

    "Did you get that for your birthday?" he asked. "Nope," Jimmy replied. "Well did you get it for Christmas then?" Johnny asked. "Nope."

    "You didn't steal it, did you?" "No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they 'doing the nasty'.

    Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me. Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch.

    He vowed to get one for himself. That night he waited outside his parents' room until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking.

    Johnny swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and asked him angrily; "What do you want now?"

    "I wanna watch," Johnny replied. Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine. Stand in the corner and keep quiet, then."
    Well he gotta a WATCH... LOL But can he tell what time it is.
    A bad attitude is just like a car with a flat tire, "You aren't going anywhere unless you change it."

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