Quote Originally Posted by eqgh5uea View Post
A very sad man went to a bar to drown his sorrows but little did he know that the bar was the HQ to a very dangerous gang. Upon seing the man crying at the table, one of the gang members took his drink from him while railing him telling him this wasn't a bar for cry babies. After that, the crying man starts sobbing even louder, so finally, the gang member tells him, "Before we take you out back and beat the living crap out of you, I want to know why you're acting like such a bitch," Responding, the crying man says, "Well, my father, brother, and dog just died and I was so sad that I came into work late and I got fired and when I came home, I caught my wife cheating on me with another man. I came to this bar to kill myself and I put poison in my drink and YOU drank it!---now I'm going to be charged for murder!!!"

hahahaha oh man