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    guess the color of her hair :)

    One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.

    "You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."

    Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.

    "Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies

    "Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"

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    hahaahhahashahahahah)))))))))))))) very good)))))))))))

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    this joke is soooooooooo funny ;DDDDDD

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    hahha

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    is good ... I knew like Santa Claus ... but anyway is good in both

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    Guess color of the little mans hair?

    Forth wish she didn't get to make was to find a cure for Aids. "Fuck me" says the little man, she says "27 and still not using condoms"!
    "When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money and the man with money leaves with experience." anonymous quote

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    that was so funny

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    i don't know what hair she has but thats very funny and she is gullible.

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    Q has q see with the color of the hair ajajajaj

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    my guess is her hair color was gray.... gilfs need some love'n too

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