funny one

[benspocket]

An old woman says to her friend: ?You know, last night I was shivering all over from cold.?

Her friend: ?Do you remember if your teeth chattered??

The old woman: ?I don?t think so. We haven?t slept together for ages.?

[benspocket]

The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by announcing, "All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to propose will reply by saying, 'I resign'."

[benspocket]

A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantation asked about the prices.

The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman's brain as well. It costs $50,000."

The client asked, "What? How's that possible?"

The doctor replied, "You see, it's totally unused."

[benspocket]

Tired of having to balance his wife Cindy's checkbook, Mike made a deal with her; he would look at it, but only after she had spent a few hours trying to wrestle it into shape.

The following night, after spending hours poring over stubs and figures, Cindy said proudly, "I've done it! I made it balance!"

Impressed, Mike came over to take a look. "Let's see... mortgage 550.00, electricity 70.50, phone 35.00." His brow wrinkled as he read the last entry. "It says here ESP, $615. What the heck is that?"

"Oh," she said, "That means, Error Some Place!"

[savelapuck]

maybe putting them all in one thread would be much easier for ya.

[space_ryan87]

that wad dumb but wha t the heck ahhahaahahahahahahahahahaahahhaahahahahahahahah

[ddavey25]

waste of my time....not funny

[royalpat]

t was cute thanks for sharing

[wwwrungood]

Ok interesting and yes thanks for sharing lol

[dragonad120]

not funny