An old woman says to her friend: ?You know, last night I was shivering all over from cold.?
Her friend: ?Do you remember if your teeth chattered??
The old woman: ?I don?t think so. We haven?t slept together for ages.?
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An old woman says to her friend: ?You know, last night I was shivering all over from cold.?
Her friend: ?Do you remember if your teeth chattered??
The old woman: ?I don?t think so. We haven?t slept together for ages.?
The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by announcing, "All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to propose will reply by saying, 'I resign'."
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantation asked about the prices.
The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman's brain as well. It costs $50,000."
The client asked, "What? How's that possible?"
The doctor replied, "You see, it's totally unused."
Tired of having to balance his wife Cindy's checkbook, Mike made a deal with her; he would look at it, but only after she had spent a few hours trying to wrestle it into shape.
The following night, after spending hours poring over stubs and figures, Cindy said proudly, "I've done it! I made it balance!"
Impressed, Mike came over to take a look. "Let's see... mortgage 550.00, electricity 70.50, phone 35.00." His brow wrinkled as he read the last entry. "It says here ESP, $615. What the heck is that?"
"Oh," she said, "That means, Error Some Place!"
maybe putting them all in one thread would be much easier for ya.
that wad dumb but wha t the heck ahhahaahahahahahahahahahaahahhaahahahahahahahah
waste of my time....not funny
t was cute thanks for sharing
Ok interesting and yes thanks for sharing lol
not funny