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    funny joke

    A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can
    I do for you?"

    The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

    The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor
    said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." And he
    then charged them $32.00.

    This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment,
    have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave.

    Finally the doctor asked, "Just what exactly are you trying to find out?"

    The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is married
    and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house.
    The Holiday Inn charges $60.00 and the Hilton charges $75.00. We do it here
    for $32.00, and I get back $28.00 from Medicare for a visit to the doctor's
    office."

    LMAO!!!!!!!!

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    funny joke 2: A 13 year old boy came home all happy.
    His mom asked, "what did you do at school today hunny?"
    "Oh i had sex with my teacher," he said calmly.
    The mother began to scream and yell and sent him to his room till his father got home.
    When the father came home the mother said distroutly and close to tears, "Go talk to your son...he had sex with his teacher today!!!!!!!!!"
    The dad with the BIG grin on his face walked upstairs.
    He asked his son what happened at school and the son told him.
    The dad said, "son im so proud of u im going to get you that bike you have wanted."
    They go out and buy the bike and the dad asked him if he wanted to ride it home and the son replied,
    "Nah dad my bum is still sore."

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    A tribe in the jungle consider farting after every meal to be a sign of power, however the chief of the tribe finds it extremely difficult to fart.

    His servant goes to the doctor and say "big chief, no fart" so the doctor gives him a pill

    The next day the servant goes back to the doctor and says "big chief, still no fart" so the doctor gives him a big pill the size of his hand

    On the third day the servant goes back and says "big cheif still not fart" so the doctor gives a pill the size of a football

    The next day the servant comes back and says to the doctor "big fart,no chief!"




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    Heard this at a ladies breakfast.. thought it was a good one

    "What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob??....
    "We really need to get some support or people are going to to start thinking were nuts!!!"

    hahahahahaha

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    ok ...how did Pinioccio find out he wasn't a real boy?????

    his hand started on fire!! hahahaha


    (get it??) LOL

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    A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

    “Mother, where do babies come from?”

    The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

    The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

    “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

    “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

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    A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?"
    God says "No, ask me anything at all."
    So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time, so, for you, how long is a thousand years?"
    God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes."
    The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you, how much is a million dollars?"
    God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents."
    The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me five cents please?"
    God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son. Just wait five minutes!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by nomercy2334 View Post
    A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can
    I do for you?"

    The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

    The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor
    said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." And he
    then charged them $32.00.

    This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment,
    have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave.

    Finally the doctor asked, "Just what exactly are you trying to find out?"

    The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is married
    and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house.
    The Holiday Inn charges $60.00 and the Hilton charges $75.00. We do it here
    for $32.00, and I get back $28.00 from Medicare for a visit to the doctor's
    office."

    LMAO!!!!!!!!
    OK - this was FUNNY! lol....

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    NoMercy - Chief Big Fart..... Good Jokes!
    Funny! Definitey had me laughing

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    illTakeUrStack, merpiss, & Allex de Jua = Good, funny jokes... Thank you! needed the laughs!

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