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Thread: Chuck Norris!

  1. 04-22-2012, 04:17 PM #1
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    Chuck Norris!

    Jesus Christ walked on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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  2. 04-22-2012, 04:19 PM #2
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    When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
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  3. 04-22-2012, 04:20 PM #3
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    We pee our name in the snow, Chuck Norris pee's his name in cement.
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    At bedtime the boogie man has to check his closet for Chuck Norris.
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    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that is why there are no signs of life.
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  6. 04-22-2012, 04:25 PM #6
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    Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, only problem is Chuck Norris has never cried
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    When Chuck Norris jumps into the ocean he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris'd
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    They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CATLICKER View Post
    They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody!
    these are too funnnny lol) even tho now i just see chuck norris on late nite infomercials sometimes lol
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  10. 04-22-2012, 08:12 PM #10
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    ui hate hcuick norris i hope he dies all thsoe jokes are so dumb
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