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Cheating: life and death
A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.
"Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Yes, officer... I know I was speeding -- but it is a matter of life or death."
"Oh, really? How's that?"
"There's a naked woman waiting for me at home."
"I don't see how that is a matter of life or death."
"If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."
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looool:) funny=)))) ty 4 this one
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good joke thank ou for this hared
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lol yeah guys thanx for this lol wifes gonna really kill his ass
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too funny
thanks for the early mornin laugh
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