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  1. #1
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    the cheater caught!!!!!

    A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

    The wife was upset to say the least.?You are a disrespectful pig!? she cried. ?How dare you do this to me! A faithful wife, the mother of yourchildren! I?m leaving you. I want a divorce!?The husband replied, ?Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.? ?Fine..., go ahead,?she sobbed, ?but they?ll be the last words you?ll say to me!?The husband began ?Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that shewas very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn?t eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the Matumbo I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn?t eat because you were afraid you?d put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but never wore because you say they were too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you didn?t wear because I don?t have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you refused to wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and wouldn?t wear because someone at work has a pair the same.? The husband took a quick breath and continued ?She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, ?Please? do you have anything else that your wife doesn?t use??

  2. #2
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    ummm need to read it third time, not sure if i get it. it's kinda funny but what's the deal here? anyways, keep 'em comin!

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    I'm too lazy to read both, you should make the text a little short, take care brother, good luck

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