PADDY and Mick were in the pub, talking about their sex lives. Paddy boasted, ?The wife and me fuck like rabbits every night?.
?You lucky prick,? cried Mick. ?I only get it once a month and I call it Bruce Lee night.?
?Why on Earth would you call it that?? asked Paddy.
Mick replied, ?Because it?s the night I fucken enter the dragon.?
