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    lol

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    i feel like 1somedays

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dieppl View Post
    Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail..... When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men.

    So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man's room and left them to their business.

    After the two men were finished, they started for home and got to talking.

    The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or even groaned... how was it for you?"

    The second man replied, "I think mine was a witch."

    The first man asked, "How's that?" "Well," said the second man, "when I nibbled on her breast.....she farted and flew out the window!"

    wow now this has had me laughing for 10 minutes straight, thanks

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    Lmao , that's some fucked up sense of humor but it's pretty funny!

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    i neeeed a doll

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    hahahahahahahahaha funny joke

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    I dont need a blow up doll. I have a wife that all I have to do is look at her right and we are off to the bedroom.

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    Yeah Aces you better watch giving me those looks too! We will spend all day there!

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    Awful image there allheart and Aces. Little bit of throw-up in my mouth. LOL!!!

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    Good, never heard that one before. Thanks for the chuckle.

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