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  1. #1
    PokerOwned God rrickir's Avatar
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    bert and martha.....

    An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas . Bert always wanted a pair of
    authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

    Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"


    Margaret looked him over. "Nope."

    Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the
    kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

    Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

    Margaret looked up and exclaimed, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it
    was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!!"

    Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'"

    "Nope", she replied.

    "IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'"

    Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.
    Shoulda bought a hat."

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    How do you know if a Polock has been using a computer? There's whiteout on the screen.

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    thats a good one ricki

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    PokerOwned God rrickir's Avatar
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    i know i love that joke,, JCLAY hehe,, andi tell it wayy better,, then its written here too ahahah

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    Haha nice one there, funny like the rest of all the jokes here.

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