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Thread: The 911 call.

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    The 911 call.

    A husband and wife were home one evening when the husband heard his wife shriek and a loud tumbling noise. The man rushes from the kitchen to the bottom of the stairs only to find his wife lifeless at the bottom. He immediately calls 911. Operator: 911 What is your emergency? Husband: My wife has fallen down the stairs and she is not moving. Operator: What is your address sir? Husband: My name is John Smith and I live at 3455 S. Potawatomi St. Operator: Could you spell the street name for me sir? Husband: Sure, P...O...T.......(then there was a pause) Operator: Sir, are you there? Husband: Yes I am here, can I call you right back? Operator: What is the problem sir? Husband: I am going to drag her over to Elm St. and call you back.

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    wow you are on a roll with the jokes tonight.

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    wow...hahahaha))))) very funny story))))))

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    Quote Originally Posted by iwinitall View Post
    wow you are on a roll with the jokes tonight.
    Rick roll you mean. And toilet humor.

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    Elm Street, well that sounds like a nightmare to me.
    "When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money and the man with money leaves with experience." anonymous quote

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    amusing.

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    thats a good one!

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    rofl nice one

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    Hahahehe. That actually sounds like something that could happen too.

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    Yeap this is funny indead good job :d

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