5 Signs You Might Have A Poker Addiction...
1. You can stack $10.00 worth of quarters into 8 perfect stacks of 5 quarters each in three seconds flat
2. You yell, "Ship it!" at the ATM when you withdraw cash.
3. You use the phrase "bad beat" when lending a sympathetic ear to a friend.
4. Your kids are named Check and Raise
5. You are having such a bad day at hold 'em that you decide to take a break... and play Omaha