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    You know you are a poker degen if you ?????

    lets have some fun peeps..you know you a poker degen if..fill in the blanks

    You know you are a poker degen if your wife say honey you want to have sex and you say no i am playing poker right now..

    you know you a poker degen if you play poker for 24 hrs str8 and call your boss and say i am sick today can't come to work and you continue to play poker...
    Last edited by gametime74; 09-09-2012 at 11:09 AM.

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    PokerOwned God TrueOC's Avatar
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    perfectly worded gametime lol rather poker than sex lol....i might be a degen lmao

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    If you put your fist through your monitor after getting sucked out on in the Quarter Quicky...

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    if you blow you're entire roll and panic because your wife has the bank card ROFL

    20:58 <Poof> I would trade my husband for gisele
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    If your buddy sees a woman with a nice rack and says look at that pair,, and you answer, what aces or kings. yes corny, was on a spur of the moment
    " JUST KILLIN TIME,,, WAITING FOR TIME TO KILL ME,,,"

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    Im playing freerolls with you donks. lol

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    PokerOwned God Drywallman3's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by wagon596 View Post
    If your buddy sees a woman with a nice rack and says look at that pair,, and you answer, what aces or kings. yes corny, was on a spur of the moment
    lol, still funny though...

    20:58 <Poof> I would trade my husband for gisele
    18:37 <thepokerkid> @thepokerkid: and stop thinking about gay things

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    Quote Originally Posted by gametime74 View Post
    lets have some fun peeps..you know you a poker degen if..fill in the blanks

    You know you are a poker degen if your wife say honey you want to have sex and you say no i am playing poker right now..

    you know you a poker degen if you play poker for 24 hrs str8 and call your boss and say i am sick today can't come to work and you continue to play poker...
    Why not just have sex and play poker at the same time?

    #NiggasInParis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drywallman3 View Post
    if you blow you're entire roll and panic because your wife has the bank card ROFL
    rofl that happened 2 me

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    Quote Originally Posted by gametime74 View Post
    lets have some fun peeps..you know you a poker degen if..fill in the blanks

    you know you are a poker degen if your wife say honey you want to have sex and you say no i am playing poker right now..

    You know you a poker degen if you play poker for 24 hrs str8 and call your boss and say i am sick today can't come to work and you continue to play poker...
    lol i did that 3 years ago. I was working some dead end temp job while going 2 community college. I went 2 the soaring eagle in mi, which was like a 2 hour drive. I brought the max buyin which was $500 for 1/2 nl. Ended up after approximately 30 hours with $1100. The game was going strong and i called my boss from the casino floor. Had to run to the bathroom when a slot nearby started going off because someone won the jackpot. I ended up with over 2k profit when i c-bet the flop with air and was smooth called. I picked up a double gutter and flush draw and fired again and was re-popped. He had over 500bbs as well and i was just praying 2 hit the 15 outer. Guy lead the river when i rivered a straight and i had a psb behind. Was this old guy and he stared me down for over 5 minutes before making the call. I was like 19 or 20 and was so nervous. Guy finally shrugged and figured i could be some random kid who watched 2 much wpt on tv. He made the call and was so tilted. Ended up giving this kid a ride home, and he is like the only poker friend i have 2 this day. I remember driving home and blowing almost all of it on school clothes. Yeah i had pretty bad brm.

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