Why You want me to be your poker mentor

For 2500 points you get all my online tells, a list of the top 10 online tells. And how to play your opponets better. I can put tape over the screen where my whole cards show and not even need to see my cards to play.

To make plays like this on the reg, to be able to read opponets
PairinAces Posts SB 75.00
Twenty2z Posts BB 150.00
AAwwad Folds
twinkies777 Folds
SendCookiesPO Raised to 600.00
MissSunshine21 Folds
chefdd Calls 600.00
PairinAces Folds
Twenty2z Folds
FLOP QT8 2 clubs
SendCookiesPO Bets 712.00
chefdd Raised to 1550.00
SendCookiesPO Folds
chefdd Shows 7d,7h
chefdd Won 2849.00 from Pot 1
chefdd Won 838.00 from Pot 2

If you want to own on the regular pm me

Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!

lol..wow..all i can say, gl in mentoring po players..

Yeah, no thanks.

ITS OK I KNOW U DONT WANT TO WIN
thats fine

Wow, only 2500 points and i can be pro like you. Sign me up!!! I can't tell if this is a joke or not, lol.

Who cares about poker. You should charge 2500 to teach people how to get 8's, 9's and dimes on their ringer.

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I'll sell you ocean front property in Arizona for 2K points

Absolutely love your license. I think I may qualify.