File under Trash Talker get served (they are never right when they qoute you stats et
You ever get trash talkers? Dumb ones? And then serve the hell out of them? Heres one to warm the cockles...
I'm playing in a tourney, Fast 50, and I get aces - I shove into 3 players not wanting a show down...dummy calls me - lose 1500 to me...I was very tight and it was getting late. 2 hands later (keep in mind i played only 8 hands so far in 2 hours) I get AA agin!! I do the same thing into 5 guys with bets... Dummy calls me again!! This time he had AK off. I think 50% of my hands til then were AA or KK. He starts quoting every sucker in the book tellng me I suck. I tell him Im the tightest player here? Why would you call with AK off??? for 90% of your stack? He then starts quoting stats and how i suck. Little did he know I was in 3 tourneys at the same time - and cashing in all 3. Told him to look me up real time. What his stats don't tell him is that I win $11 sat coupons all the time and can't use them. When I lose the coupon - or flat donkem off cuz run out of time, I lose $11 off my stats - which is huge considering I only play .06, .50 and $1 tourneys. All those free roll Sat Coupons sku stats awful. His HU display fkd him - and loud mouth gets railed. All her had to do was avoid me and he would of final tabled with me. I FT 2 tourneys and took 37 out of 450 for 13x Buy in. If he would have watched me on ANY table - he would of saved himself lots.
