I hope this letter finds you well.
I am writing this letter to you in an attempt to help clear your name. From this point forward anyone caught sneaking will be on the naughty list from this site for now and ever.
I know what you are thinking, that's ok, we will still get the password. I have bad news for you sneaks, if this is your thinking, you will be left with a lump of coal in your stocking.
I would hate for all you sneaks to be on the naughty list forever.
Sincerely,
Santa Claus